They say I look like a llama

Flight of the Conchords. YAY~!! Bret and Jemaine.


Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called homo ’cause at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?

-I Got Hurt Feelings by Flight of the Conchords